總覺得狗狗好像少根筋?那算什麼!這些狗狗的表現根本腦神經逆轉啊...

| 日期:2018-03-22 | 責任編輯: 布魯編 | 分類: 汪汪娛樂

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通常狗狗給我們的形象都是陽光、有趣,有些傻傻的但總體來說算是腦袋神經運作都正常的。

不過呢,有些狗狗的腦袋迴路就不太算是正常了⋯⋯很好奇牠們到底是怎麼想的啊!?

貓咪不聽話,直接摸頭殺搞定!這狗不怕喵皇發怒?

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「我只是路過,它們自己倒的。」

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偶爾要坑一下鏟屎官⋯⋯「不給你!不給你!不給!不給!⋯⋯給你吧,我膩了。」

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「麻麻!床底下有怪物!」

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「你看到樓下那些傢伙了嗎?」,「我看到了!」,「我也看到了!」⋯⋯「這些是白痴的人類,好好看清楚啊!」

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不是說肉包子打狗有去無回嗎?給你肉包子你怎麼這麼厭惡?

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原來是因為牠們是「佛係狗狗」啊⋯⋯

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「現在都注重養身了,吃清淡才是王道!」

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這家的主人帶狗去附近的馬場玩了一圈,回來之後⋯⋯真是看不懂了。

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這家的主人也很苦惱,家裡的兩隻小短腿一直不對頭,唯一值得欣慰的是,牠們一直秉承着好狗動口不動短腿的原則。

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其中腦迴路最讓人捉摸不透的當屬二哈了!

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劣跡斑斑數不勝數!(你咬尾巴幹嘛啊?)

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腳⋯⋯不痛嗎?

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狗雖然傻乎乎地讓人看不懂,但是這樣有時候還挺可愛的,免不了調戲一把。

「不是我啊!靠!」

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不過,最後被坑的常常是撿屎官自己!

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還有這狗,人家轉播籃球比賽,結果牠來砸場子了,小碎步吸引了所有的目光。

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爽到臉歪,看過沒有?

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「牠又當機了,別離開,轉頭千萬別看牠!」

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所以說,沒事還是不要亂招惹傻狗,誰知道牠又會搞出什麼讓人難以控制又百思不解的局面……XD

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