一句話,證明你養過狗!跟你打賭這些話,所有的鏟屎官都一定說過!

| 日期:2019-04-11 | 責任編輯: 徐逸 | 分類: 汪汪娛樂

只要養了狗,必定得有那麼幾句口頭禪!

特別是在大街上,追着自家的傻狗一直大叫……被當作神經質的不止你一個人,千千萬萬的鏟屎官與你同在!

你!給!我!回!來!

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坐下!不許動!吐出來!你又吃了什麼!

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你給我坐下!

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快走!

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不要跑!

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看病貴到無法呼吸!

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來講道理,不打,來 ...

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誰把你養那麼大噠!

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你看你弄得,你還挺滿意的!

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晚上出去玩啊?不行,要回家遛狗。

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狗不能吃這個,會死的 ...

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你看你這狗樣兒~

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別看了,這個你不愛吃

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過來!

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誰尿的!

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坐那等着!

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聽話,回家吧,我上班要遲到了

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放開我的腳!

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執狗之手,與狗偕老...

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笑一個...

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還有絕對不能提「出去」、「散步」、「狗繩」等這個詞…

自從養了狗,除了和狗狗對話,你的經典口頭禪是什麼呢?用一句話來證明你養過狗...

 

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