一句話，證明你養過狗！跟你打賭這些話，所有的鏟屎官都一定說過！

只要養了狗，必定得有那麼幾句口頭禪！

特別是在大街上，追着自家的傻狗一直大叫……被當作神經質的不止你一個人，千千萬萬的鏟屎官與你同在！

你！給！我！回！來！

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坐下！不許動！吐出來！你又吃了什麼！

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你給我坐下！

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快走！

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不要跑！

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看病貴到無法呼吸！

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來講道理，不打，來 ...

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誰把你養那麼大噠！

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你看你弄得，你還挺滿意的！

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晚上出去玩啊？不行，要回家遛狗。

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狗不能吃這個，會死的 ...

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你看你這狗樣兒～

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別看了，這個你不愛吃

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過來！

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誰尿的！

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坐那等着！

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聽話，回家吧，我上班要遲到了

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放開我的腳！

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執狗之手，與狗偕老...

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笑一個...

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還有絕對不能提「出去」、「散步」、「狗繩」等這個詞…

自從養了狗，除了和狗狗對話，你的經典口頭禪是什麼呢？用一句話來證明你養過狗...

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