這次換狗無語了！這家鏟屎官天天裝神（犯）弄鬼（二），狗眼神死：「都看煩了」

國外有位鏟屎官家裡養了3隻狗狗

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大概是嫌事不夠多，這位鏟屎官天天在家Cosplay，各種裝神弄鬼

一開始，狗狗們的內心是黑人問號+傻眼貓咪的⋯⋯

剛剛那是什麼鬼？

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哪來的妖怪？

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一看就是妖艷貨色，咬你丫的

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有魚！能吃嗎？

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啥玩意還是活的，不敢動…不敢動…

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這也太醜了，狗都不想看

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誰家傻兒子走丟了？速度來領

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救命啊，非禮狗啦

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嚇得我帽子都掉了

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但次數多了以後狗狗們終於反應過來！

搞來搞去，都是鏟屎的裝神（犯）弄鬼（二）罷了！

這還能忍？

於是再見到鏟屎官的扮裝時，狗狗們一個比一個淡定！

身上氣味都一樣，你當我們傻嗎？

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懶得理你，自己演吧（布魯編：還不是被強迫著裝了 XD）

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都別說話，讓他自己尷尬

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男人就是幼稚，心累

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演技這麼差，你為什麼不去演偶像劇？

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呃，好吧，看在你有爆米花的份上，勉強配合你一次

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今天懶得跑了，你洗洗睡吧

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今天幾點要犯二？早點開始可以嗎，我們都睏了（無奈）

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感覺三條狗都流露着關愛智力障礙的眼神，攤上這樣的二主人，大概狗都覺得頭痛吧？

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