為什麼我覺得貓咪是最恐怖的生物？編輯冒死爆出喵星人的真相！據說寫完時已經人間蒸發...

| 日期:2018-01-16 | 責任編輯: 布魯編 | 分類: 喵喵娛樂

信我這句話：喵星人將要統治世界了！

這個事情的真相很多人類都還被蒙在鼓裡，布魯編身為一個每天沈浸在動物新聞裡的專業間諜，要冒死警告各位，希望叫醒更多同胞要小心你身邊的喵星人！

牠們拉幫結派，數量眾多

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能飛天

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能潛水

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會飛檐走壁

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而且身懷絕技

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牠們力大無比

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精通機械

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能駕駛戰車

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會高端技術

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牠們喜歡時刻監視我們

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利用衛星監控

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組團監控

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會藏在任何角落和你看不到的地方，是一位隱藏極深的間諜

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牠會在深夜暴露出殺手本性，眼神已經深深的出賣了牠

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牠們擁有鎧甲

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也擁有軟甲

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所圖甚大

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已經開始對其他物種下手

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先解決人類的走狗——汪星人

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然後撫養汪星人的後代以為己用

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比如馴養為坐騎

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或者訓練成軍隊

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牠們進化出了無可匹敵的力量

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開始嘗試控制人類的大腦

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有人類察覺了喵星人的詭計

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人類馬上開始採取行動，比如用金錢收買牠們

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用語言辱罵他們

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用美食誘惑他們

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但是他們縱然被俘虜也不會低下高貴的頭顱

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反而展開瘋狂的報復！他們圖窮匕見，出其不意給人致命一擊

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已經能夠御風而行

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面對汪星人圍攻怡然不懼

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漠視一切生物，也會詐降迷惑敵人

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牠們甚至派出了一系列轉基因品種參加戰鬥：喵中王者——獅子喵（別忘了牠們還有老虎豹子等親戚）

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超長待機——機器喵

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禍國殃民——美人喵

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搜集了人類所有的資料，拔掉人類的wifi，讓人類失去理智

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通過賣萌降低人類戒心

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早已潛入軍隊打探人類的軍事實力

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聯繫母星請求支援

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雄赳赳氣昂昂準備與人類一決勝負

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很明顯人類戰敗了

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被邪惡殺手俘虜

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或者被強勢鎮壓

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已經有人類開始了反抗

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但仍無法脫離牠們的監控

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有網友看這篇文章的時候可能已經被發現了

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小心！小心！小心！你覺得牠們那麼喜歡進廁所真的是好奇你在幹嘛嗎？還是那是一個適合犯案的空間？

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布魯編我是躲在辦公桌下完成這篇文章，而我知道我已經被發現了！如果我因為披露了真相而遭到攻擊，請一定要ㄐㄧasv2frgfsbfgbbbfffffffff

 

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